THIS print IS @w3$0M3

MIKE GIANT
one of my favorite prints

Reebok x Atmos Ex-O-Fit Hi Strap Galaxy

Stupidest websites EVER

OK so I am really sorry that I have to publish this, but I think what I am going to do is a public service. These are the stupidest wastes of space on the Internet that I have ever seen.

Exhibit A: http://thingsididlastnight.com/ I chuckled too the first time I saw this website but when I purchase the Internet in a few years I don't want this crap on it.

Exhibit B: http://www.something.com/ I just don't think this is funny AT ALL. Oh if you don't see what is supposed to be funny its in the top left corner.

And those are the two stupidest websites on the Internet. So if you want to view these terrible websites just copy and paste them because blogger wont let me make them links.

-Love Hunter

Pastels remind me of Easter

Visvim just released some new colorways for their "Hockey shoe". looks rather similar to them boat shoes that everyone and their fathers are wearing. Its just that, i dont really picture too many hockey players wearing these kicks. but oh well... Pastels are in. Visvim is leading the trend.

Miss March Summary & Review By Dylan

Miss march the bestest movie EVER!!! Its about some fag who has a really hot girlfriend who wants to have sex because she's a whore but the fag (Eugene) doesn't want to have sex. Than he is about to have sex with his girlfriend Cindy but than he falls down some stairs and dies. JUST KIDDING!!! he just gets in a coma for 4 years. But his best friend Tucker (Trevor Moore) wakes him up by hitting with a baseball in the face. Than Tucker's crazy girlfriend (who has epilepsy ) almost bites his penis off so he stabs her in the face wit a fork. The fags girlfriend is in playboy so the fag and Tucker travel to L.A with Horsedick Dot Mpeg a raper but than the fag poops on the floor so he kicks them out. Than Tucker and the fag get in this car with to Russian lesbians who have sex in the car... a lot. So they get in the playboy mansion and find the fags girlfriend but Tucker finds my idol Huge Hefner and Huge gives Tucker a speech how ugly his first girlfriend was. Than the fag finds his girlfriend bangs her than poops on her. Im not joking. Than u find out that Horsedick Dot Mpeg doesn't have a penis just two little straws in a black lump ewwwwwwww.

THE END

REVIEW

I think that it was so good nothing is wrong with it except i want to see Cindy naked and the lesbians need to have more sex with less cloths on and more bottles and i really really want to see the 2007 playmate of the year (Sara Jean Underwood) naked!!!!!

Philadelphia..what a lovely city

Philadelphia is designating 50 walls to be painted by street artists. both local and famous artists will be given walls to explode creative juices all over.
Artist, ESPO is the leader of this project, which is called "Love letter"
the goal: Show the city what street art is about. and give the city a little lovin'

boyz will be boyz?

*sigh*

wtf?!

so much is wrong with this.
1. Ken Caminiti Goatees went out out style in about ummm 1997 sir.
2. I cant see the rest of your body, but it appears as if you are wearing a hand stiched sash. stop trying to be all miss america and return it to the elderly native american woman that you stole it from.
3. What kind of a man's shirt has a strap like that? or are you wearing a bikini? either way... unacceptable.
4. Pink knock off designer (dior?) shades?
5. bleached mohawk? really. last time someone actually pulled off bleached hair, eminem wasnt a sellout.
6. oh and your Barbie liberty spikes? at least it distracts the public from the rest of your outrageous flaws.

high wasted belts for high weight girls

The High Wasted belt has more recently become a must have fashion accessory for young ladies everywhere. You ask... why this high wasted belt fad?

this is the secret behind the belt:
other than giving a little bit of a retro flare to your steeze,
girls tend to believe that the belts have this magical power of making fat chicks look thin.
these belts, usually found accompanying skirts, dresses and loose shirts, causes a flare effect around your enormous waste area.
Attention Ladies: it does not work. us guys are not fooled by you 6in thick dress belt thing.
also, the belt acts as a wonder bra. lifting and revitalizing the boobs that you have... but we dont want to see your lard infested boobs anyways. so put them away.
instead of spending your $ on these enormous belts and mcdonalds, get a gym membership and get a beach bod. then you wont have to use these uneffective smoke and mirror tricks to look thin.
if nothing else, the finger->throat diet works swell. eat once, taste twice! :)




really dude? ^ thats just embarrasing.

My Life Story

I've lived a very interesting life and I thought now would be a good time to share it with you

My name is Hunter, I was born into a poor immigrant family and I was thrown into the family farm to work at the age of 8months. After many long years I have developed into a very strong sexy super model and I have too much money to handle. I like to go to the beach to stick hot dogs in shoobies ears. I love to bounce on my trampoline naked in the summer. I like to write raps and perform in the SD underground rap scene. I have an amazing brother and sister who give me their old clothes. I looks really cute in my sisters old dresses, but it is a little embarrassing to wear them in public. I take pictures of my self using photobooth all day long. I also like to play GTA IV where i get to kill hookers. It's kinda an obsession. In the future I plan to attend the college of comic education. I am also excited to watch my beanie baby collection grow. My mission is life is to search far and wide for dem "big booty bitches" who "stacks my riches"....and whatnot. I prefer that chase stone joins me on this journey of epic proportions. I will also purchase the Internet in a few years and I plan to give a lot of money to my favorite charity.... Snoop D.O. double G's charity for retired gangstaz and playaz.

-Love Hunter

Mishka Fall 2009

Mishka's fall line is lookin aight. blending the prep style with streetwear is staring to be more and more common theez days. the photography is by Marley Kate (not to be mistaken with Mary-Kate Olsen). its what first attracted me to this line. is it bad that i like the photography more than the threads? maybe, but mishka isnt doing anything new. they just wait for trends to present themselves and then they copy them. homeboyz need some originality over there.

rollin' with louis

Vuitton’s raised monogram lookin fresh
so skip on down to your local loooeyyy Veee shop
and pick er up for only $4,040.

My revised School of Rock Summary

Recently, i spent one of my countless boring summer days watching tbs (very funny). To my surprise, the movie School Of Rock was playing. I figured that i hadnt seen it in many many years, so i would give it a try. heres a lil summer-y (summary that is written in summer)

After being kicked from his own band, the guitar player Dewey Finn, (Jack 'im in a load of shitty wannabe comedies' Black), needs to get some money to pay for his rent that his roommate's girlfriend is being a big pissy bitch about. When his friend Ned Schneebly is called to do some temporary work in an snob fest private school, Dewey ( <- gay name) pretends to be Ned and takes the job just for the cash-money. He finds some talented little musical groms in the kids' music class, and he decides to form a band with these punks in hopes of winning "Battle of Bands".But they loose like the crappy band that they are. Pretty much, this entire movie is about them practicing and bonding thier peers and doing what they love (music). in my opinion, the movie would be much better if the nerdy azn piano kid went all Columbine on that school and shot up that fat black Aretha Franklin chick. Or if it was called School of Cock.

In conclusion, this movie sucked when it came out like 5 yrs ago. and it is just as bad now. dont waste your time.

For the real review (which sucks) go to ~ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332379/plotsummary ~

oh yeah the band has a queer little costume designer who likes Liza Minnelli.

-Love Hunter

Auditory Orgasm

The man, the myth, the legend is back again.
This time, dropping harder beats than dre himself.
This man has been quoted as being the lyricist of our generation.
lyrics so good, lil wayne sucks D (d for devon) for rapping advice.
With tracks like, I'm B(l)ack, Southern Cumfort, Playground Pimp, and Nightmare,
this music is better than an ice cream sandwich in august,
and cuter than new born kitten in a field of daisies on valentines day.
Now let me break it down a little for you.
the music is something that all you lil gamer/emo/hipster/ghetto/bro/surfer/skater kids can relate to.

it talks about current events such as:
racism, the death of celebrities, and feminism.

he talks about your favorite:
movies, foods, trading card games and sports.

So there really isnt a reason why you shouldnt be listening to every single one of his songs.
add him on myspace (cuz i know you still check your ms)
and then cum fall '09, you will go and buy his album on itunes.

"so 15yr olds everywhere
grab your juice and your care bear.
and hop on mommy's mac book pro.
type this website, away you go.
myspace.com/devonsraps ,
send me a nudie pic, perhaps.
i kid, i kid, i dont need to see.
two cup sizes be-low C.
What letter, do. i. be?
a b c d e f ... G.
thats G for gangster, or gatorade, or
Goodbye"

->myspace.com/devonsraps<-

keepin it street

fashionable, yet practical

All those nights of sleep overs and camping trips would not be the same if it had not been for the invention of sleeping bags. those somewhat constricting and irritating warmth sacks. but that is all over now. with the invention of the Selk'bag, you now have a fitted suit that provides you with more than adequate comfort and warmth. get at it. soon to be the new/upper class snuggie.

As if going to the dentist wasnt scary enuff

Now you have a dentist with one really long tooth and an awk neck beard


is this dentist half rabbit? can you say balding? can you say uni-brow


this hoe needs braces.
what does this promote to children?
that having lips is not allowed if you want to be a dentist?
this girl def had no friends in high school and def played softball.

pony hur

SUPRA BITCHES!
new pony hair skytops (and indys) added to the NS collection. oh snap.
this is furr-real guys and gals. now, if your mom wont let you get a puppy, you can ask her for this instead. they feel the same when you pet them and you can take them for walks anytime you want!
get some.

-C▲

BOOK REVIEW

I finished this book like 20 minutes ago and I thought my readers should hear what I have been going through for the past two weeks. I had to read this crappy book for school, when I saw it I was like ewww a book about books. When i got like 50 pages in i was like WHAT is the rest of the book gonna be about this 9 year old girl reading at 2 in the morning with her foster father... and guess what it was the whole book was about a little German girl who steals fruit and books. The worst part was that her family was hiding a Jew in their basement. The little girl Lesiel or what ever her name was, steals newspapers for their pet Jew so it can do crosswords. The author said it had a small but misshapen nose and he's Jewish so I don't know what was going on in that guys head. Then just out of nowhere their pet Jew leaves, and in the last part of the book you find out that it got caught by the Nazis and is being put into a concentration camp. When the city gets bombed the little girl is the only person in the whole city that lived because she was writing in her basement writing about her life in the present that she got from the people she was stealing from. When the people were carrying her through the city she saw her best friend on the ground and leaped out from the guys hands and and kissed him but he was dead (like Kissing Kate Barlow- HOLES). Then she got adopted by those people she was stealing from. When the kid she kissed dad comes back from war she goes and hangs out with him in his shop. Then her old pet Jew comes back and then she lives happily ever after blah blah blah. It turns out that the Grim reaper narrated the story...... it was 550 pages of fun I give this book 2 stars so i don't think you should read this book.

-Love Hunter

My plan for the future

I was eating some pudding yesterday and my friend had the most amazing idea ever. He told me that I need to become very successful and when I am one of the best known men in the USA and have enough cash money I will hold a twice yearly pudding festival held in Topeka, Kansas the festivals will be held on the summer equinox and the winter equinox, and the closing event of the festival will be the watching of the equinox. I will have a strict no fancy pudding rule, which means no tapioca, no swirl, no rice, no banana nut...etc. The only type you can have at my festival will be chocolate and vanilla snack pack. None of that jello crap only snack pack. This event will be invite only so if you want to go to BIG DADDY HUNTER'S PUDDING EXTRAVAGANZA you should start sucking up know.

-Love Hunter

just chillin at the beach with some hunnies

-Love Hunter

Brad and Angelina

One of my fav photographers does some work on Hollywood's captivating couple
Steven Klein works his magic for a spread in Wmag.

Twitter me this.

its about time that i drop a post bout my one true love....Twitter.
in todays world everyones got their opinion bout the site, but unless you think it is the greatest thing to enter this planet since E.T., then you are wrong.
Heres the real deal about it.
all you haters out there are hatin for 1 (or both) of 2 reasons...
1) you are trying to be all rebellious and trying to restrain from conforming to the pop band-wagon. The truth is, you arent that cool, so get a twitter.
2) you are afraid of trying new things. I know its gonna be scary to move from your monogamous relationship with facebook to picking up a side partner (twitter). but believe me, its a good time. You all made the move from myspace to fb, so why not adventure on down the road to twitterville?

5 helpful tips for all you fresh tweeples
- follow alot of people
- try to get alot of people to follow you
- sign up for mobile-tweets from only people you actually want to hear from
- hype it to your buds! @bestfriend convos are funsies
- give it a real chance and learn how to use it before you throw it away, like last months issue of Oprah magazine.

and you should all follow http://twitter.com/carterasmann first.