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The Cleveland Show

So when i first started seeing all the commercials for this show, I figured, "oh writers of family guy, why are you so funny and witty. pretending to make a show about your token black character in order to promote the new season of Family Guy is a rather cleaver idea."
but no, this is actually real. Cleveland, the black, fat, divorced, "brutha" from FG now has his own show.
Are the writers of family guy crazay? when pitching new show ideas, both American Dad and the Cleveland show were chose over "Giggity" (Quagmire's own show)?
As much as i enjoy laughing at America's minority, i think watching a hound like Quagmire would be more entertaining. if i can watch an animated program in which a 4o+ year old fantasize about raping a 6 year old, that show sounds fun to me. Hopefully it will cum soon.
Back to the subject at hand,
I have to admit, the cleveland show episode 1 was actually somewhat entertaining. the whole plot is kinda lame-o. but at least there is alot of racism and sexual innuendos.
I took the pleasure of providing the first episode for you all. N-joy

Buddah buddah pear.

Some chinese farmer must have quite some time on his hands. He developed a buddah mold that makes these pears grow to shape. with this technology, the possibilities are endless.
Dick shaped pears in our future?
oh and these pears only cost 50 yuan ($7.32 USD) each!

ART$Y

Scott Campbell, a world renowned American tattoo master does work on these d-bills.
He stacks $1 bills and uses a laser cutter to cut thru the stack.
in my opinion, this is a much more reasonable use of money than buying some trading cards or a double big gulp slurpee or whatever you kids spend your money on these dayz.

WEST & GAGA

KANYE AND LADY GAGGAGAGAGA are touring together. what!?
i wonder if T.swift will perform at some of the stops.
Promo vid for the goods ↓↓↓

Fame Kills from kwest on Vimeo.

LAAAAA-C0$T

is lacoste the new sperry.
Everyone is trying to bust into the boat shoe
noone has been able to top the style,comfort, and let alone the name of the ledgendary TOPSIDER.
but lacoste might just have the secret weapon to possible take control of the industry?
....maybe.

OPTICAL PLEASURE FEST

COMBO a collaborative animation by Blu and David Ellis (2 times loop) from blu on Vimeo.

United Steaks of America

This makes you carnivorous devouring of this poor animal flesh ever so much fun.

is hitler is modern day trend?

really? posing all hitler-like?
the only time that i do this in pictures is:
when i dress as Hitler for halloween.
or when i go to "H" parties.
or when i am going to high five a really tall person or a giraffe.
or when i am telling the sky to 'talk to the hand!'
or when i am answering a question in class.(im a teachers pet)
or on 4-20. (april.20th.Hitlers b-day)

wait, what!?

If L&O is using the term 'hipster', then Websterz might as well add it to the Dic.

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new boyzzzzzzz

The new boys are the ones who exploded with the Jerkin craze and song and music video and all that fun stuff. they even appeared on one of our first posts. but... this new track reinforces the idea of One Hit Wonder. the new boys should have scooped up as much $$$ as they could from their jerkin and stopped at that. This "music" is hella weak.
if you want to torture you ears...
New Boyz ft. Ray J - Tie Me Down - Official Video

The seven sides of Chase Stone

Chase Stone has a great sense of style.(like the ppl on lookbook.nu)

Chase Stone is artistic. (Arts & Crafts like in kindergarden)

-this looks like 6th grade camp. (minus the trail mix, plus more asians)

Chase Stone is a male model(ish).

-the face on the shirt makes me stare at his nipple region.

Chase Stone is cool cuz he can take a bitch slap like a man.

-now he knows how rihanna felt when chris brown was playing 'rough & tuff '

Chase Stone is patriotic.

-and has a sexy 'happy trail'

Chase Stone better be feeling a tad bit awkward.

-cuz there are 2 dudes mackin' right thur. (i hope homo-hipster #2 is wearing pants)
-was this taken in a Tijuana hostel?

Chase Stone should tell that girl (Ellen Lee?) to get that fork out of her mouth.

-and why is that camera bigger than her head?

-Love Hunter

(Milk)Dud to Stud

OK I know this is sad but i spent one my last nights of summer watching 2 hours of TLC all about fat people. the first hour was called "Half Ton Teen" even though the person was 20 years old and he's been over 500 pounds from his first year oh high school. What a fatty. His mom who was also fat told the viewers that his average lunch was a large pizza a 2 liter of coke and a half gallon of ice cream for desert. He is so fat. OK now time for the real fatty. He took videos of himself showing how fat he was. One was just like 5 minutes of him EATING. Another was him trying to fit through the door. hahahaha and he also was telling the tragic tale of how he was not able to visit his mom before she died because he was to fat to make it to the hospital. He also describes how little kids always laugh at him.(he is fat, it is funny, so they laugh)
so that was pretty funny and then it showed him meeting with his personal trainer and i noticed the fatty was looking at his trainer imagining what he would taste like.
Luckily he was fat so the trainer could jog away if he ever had the temptation to take a nibble of his workout pal.
ok, so then it showed him 4 years later and he lost 430 pounds. he looked pretty good. Until they showed all of his extra skin. he looked like he had wings from behind. But the worst thing is the fatty's extra skin covered up his junk, like a skin skirt.
they also made this guy take a flirting class and when the teacher asked what level flirter he wanted to be(1/10). He said " i want to be a master Jedi". a fat nerd... the worst kind. at his flirting class he couldn't even repeat what his teacher said (5 seconds earlier) to someone he wasn't even gonna go out with. He was a social distaster. The hollocaust was less depressing then this guys game.
and it showed he had a book called "Sex for Dummies". that must have been embarrassing to buy. he has only been on 13 dates(he counts). then at the speed dating he asked this girl if she wanted to go dancing sometime and then their date was mini golf. and it was probably the first sport he ever played. the conclusion that i came to after tonight,
Fat people are fun to laugh at.
They are the reason for the worlds food shortages.
They really like x-box.
They have feelings too. (but only when food is involved)

-Love Hunter

WHY DO ALL SHEEP LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE DOWN SYNDROME

This is the cartoon version

Why are these PINK!!!!!!!!

-Love Hunter

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